IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies.
give me them all.
That’s not creepy
what the fuck does this even mean
try the volcanoes, asshole. try them. jump right in the boiling magma is fine. swim around, make friends. earth is a good happy place. you’re burning? that’s just the fun kicking in. happy earth day
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
ill take 12
Ok so I kinda get it. Like I can totally see most of that stuff being useful for some women. But emery space bar? WTF? Your thumbs would be bleeding after a few sentences.
Omg, his absolute look of despair when he says no XD
HAPPY EARTH DAY!
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE